⚔ cast coordination post

[duelkatana]

Because our TMNT cast includes turtles from different canons, each of whom with their own distinct personalities, memories, and degrees of paranoia, we sort of need a place to coordinate plots and miscellaneous things. This is that place! Here we can OOCly put together plans or iron out the kinks in plots en masse. Absolutely anyone, TMNT cast or not, is welcome to chime in!

This is more or less the virgin expedition for this planning post, so I don't have much of a guideline for using it yet. Mostly let's just try to keep it fairly neat - using thread headers for each plot/idea so we don't get all mixed up, and I'll either clear the post or make a new one every so often. Totally open to feedback on this.

That's about it! Plots away!

-Angel

Comments

[boselfdestruct]

That would probably work best! Otherwise Don will probably just play twenty-extremely-vague-questions with the network and that would just be embarrassing.

Also, no one would ever get anywhere.

He'll likely be making runs around the area on a regular basis for awhile (a couple weeks or so?) after Mike's arrival anyway, just because now TWO of his (sort of) brothers are over there. He could be looking for Leo during that time, but not really expecting to find anything because Leo. Which means actually encountering Leo would freak him out. (Awesomely.)

[duelkatana]

LMAO I THINK I TOTALLY HAVE AN IDEA FOR THIS, TOO

So Leo has a job picking up trash in the Water Sector, because even though having actual money to buy food with is nice, he'd rather have the most menial job ever than contribute to the Emperor's economy. SO WHAT IF LIKE DON DUCKS INTO AN ALLEY and Leo is just

Right there, with a bunch of trash bags

THEY ARE NOT BODIES I SWEAR

[boselfdestruct]

of course those aren't bodies they are entirely the wrong consistency to be bodies, I mean, really, unless you cut off all their limbs at the joints there's no way you would get that lumpy pattern-

I MEAN

HELLO LEO LOOKING RATHER SHORT TODAY I MEAN NO WAIT NO I MEAN HI I THINK OUR RAPHS TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER ONCE MAYBE? NICE DAY ISN'T IT

[boselfdestruct]

and don calls dibs on all future trash collected okay; all the carelessly disposed of alien fruit rinds must be his

[duelkatana]

OH MY GOD DONNIE

HERE HE'LL GIVE YOU A FEW JULAAN JUST GO BUY A SEA PRUNE YOURSELF AND HURRY BACK HOME

Also are you guys really eighteen like your Raph told him 8| (if you say yes he'll be less secretly grumpy about THREE-YEARS-YOUNGER DON FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION STILL BEING TALLER THAN HIM)

[boselfdestruct]

what no leo you don't eat power sources geez B| even if they do like kind of tasty compared to algae and worms (but everything looks tasty compared to algae and worms)

WHY WOULD THEY BE EIGHTEEN, I MEAN, HE REALIZES you're kind of short RAPH IS ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AS YOU BUT-

aka he doesn't know raph lied about their ages HAHAHAHA SORRY RAPH

and he will mention this as soon as possible because age is one of the defining factors SIXTEEN YEAR OLD MIKEY so prepared to be grumpy leo, prepare to be grumpy

[seriouslytwisted]

DONNIE

OH MY GOD


HOW ARE YOU SO STUPID

[boselfdestruct]

WHY DID YOU CLAIM TO BE EIGHTEEN YOU'RE LIKE A MIDGET

[seriouslytwisted]

DON'T CALL ME A MIDGET GODDAMMIT

AND BECAUSE THEY'RE EIGHTEEN GOD YOU ARE JUST THE DUMBEST BITCH, WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS

[michaeljangelo]

*cough*fetus*cough*

[michaeljangelo]

I kind of want Mike to trick both Raphs into going what ever this world's version of bowling is.

Because...well, that's what Mike does: He wrangles Raph. To...um...varying levels of success. WHY HALLO THAR, PIPE WRENCH?!

[seriouslytwisted]

NO

RAPH WILL DIE BEFORE HE GOES BOWLING LIKE SOME FAT MAN ON THE LAST EDGE OF MIDDLE-AGED

ESPECIALLY NOT WITH THAT DICKHEAD OTHER SELF OF HIS

[michaeljangelo]

You know...Master Splinter says that we hate in others what we see in ourselves.

I'm just saying.

[seriouslytwisted]

SHUT UP WITH YOUR DR. PHIL SELF-HELP MOTIVATIONAL ZEN BULLSHIT AND TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE A TURTLE

[michaeljangelo]

Find me someone turtle enough to give me a proper beating, and I will.

[seriouslytwisted]

YOU LITTLE SHIT!!

I'M GOING TO STUFF YOUR CHUCKS SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT YOU'LL BE SHITTING WOODCHIPS FOR A MONTH

[seriouslytwisted]

OH MY GOD DONNIE YOU ARE NOT BRINGING FUCKING TRASH INTO THE APARTMENT

THAT IS ALSO RAPH'S BECAUSE RAPH CLAIMS HALF OF IT


THROW IT OUT, GOD

[boselfdestruct]

NO

OKAY

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HIS GENIUS

...OR HIS MUNCHIES

[duelkatana]

OMFG

NEITHER OF YOU ARE GETTING HIS TRASH

HE GOT A JOB PICKING UP TRASH B/C NOBODY CARES ABOUT TRASH OKAY

NO

[seriouslytwisted]

RAPH DOESN'T WANT YOUR TRASH YOU MORON

[duelkatana]

oh i misread that

WELL GOOD THEN DON GETS ALL OF THE TRASH

WAIT I MEAN

NOBODY GETS TRASH GODDAMMIT

[seriouslytwisted]

WHY ARE YOU EVEN PICKING UP TRASH

DON'T YOU HAVE ANY DIGNITY

AT LEAST BE SOMETHING AWESOME LIKE A HARDASS COP OR LIKE A BOUNCER OR SOMETHING, JESUS CHRIST LEO

[boselfdestruct]

O

M

G

ARE YOU UNDERESTIMATING THE VALUE OF TRASH

DOES HE HAVE TO REBUILD THE LAIR

IN A SEWER

WITH A BOX OF GARBAGE (okay admittedly he doesn't know where spoiled fruit and broken containers fit into anything but it will work)

AGAIN

LEO DON IS DISAPPOINT

[duelkatana]

WE ARE NOT OSCAR THE GROUCH OKAY

well okay raph might be distantly related

BUT THE REST OF US ARE NOT LIVING IN THAT

PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT DONATELLO

[boselfdestruct]

YOU'RE ONLY GETTING AWAY WITH THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING BLUE, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

WHICH MEANS WHATEVER DONATELLO-ESQUE CABIN FEVER THAT OCCURS FROM THIS LACK OF STIMULATION IS ENTIRELY ON YOUR HEAD.