⚔ cast coordination post

[duelkatana]

Because our TMNT cast includes turtles from different canons, each of whom with their own distinct personalities, memories, and degrees of paranoia, we sort of need a place to coordinate plots and miscellaneous things. This is that place! Here we can OOCly put together plans or iron out the kinks in plots en masse. Absolutely anyone, TMNT cast or not, is welcome to chime in!

This is more or less the virgin expedition for this planning post, so I don't have much of a guideline for using it yet. Mostly let's just try to keep it fairly neat - using thread headers for each plot/idea so we don't get all mixed up, and I'll either clear the post or make a new one every so often. Totally open to feedback on this.

That's about it! Plots away!

-Angel

Comments

[boselfdestruct]

and don calls dibs on all future trash collected okay; all the carelessly disposed of alien fruit rinds must be his

[duelkatana]

OH MY GOD DONNIE

HERE HE'LL GIVE YOU A FEW JULAAN JUST GO BUY A SEA PRUNE YOURSELF AND HURRY BACK HOME

Also are you guys really eighteen like your Raph told him 8| (if you say yes he'll be less secretly grumpy about THREE-YEARS-YOUNGER DON FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION STILL BEING TALLER THAN HIM)

[boselfdestruct]

what no leo you don't eat power sources geez B| even if they do like kind of tasty compared to algae and worms (but everything looks tasty compared to algae and worms)

WHY WOULD THEY BE EIGHTEEN, I MEAN, HE REALIZES you're kind of short RAPH IS ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AS YOU BUT-

aka he doesn't know raph lied about their ages HAHAHAHA SORRY RAPH

and he will mention this as soon as possible because age is one of the defining factors SIXTEEN YEAR OLD MIKEY so prepared to be grumpy leo, prepare to be grumpy

[seriouslytwisted]

DONNIE

OH MY GOD


HOW ARE YOU SO STUPID

[boselfdestruct]

WHY DID YOU CLAIM TO BE EIGHTEEN YOU'RE LIKE A MIDGET

[seriouslytwisted]

DON'T CALL ME A MIDGET GODDAMMIT

AND BECAUSE THEY'RE EIGHTEEN GOD YOU ARE JUST THE DUMBEST BITCH, WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS

[michaeljangelo]

*cough*fetus*cough*

[seriouslytwisted]

MIKEY

SHUT UP WITH THE FETUS THING OR RAPHAEL WILL KILL THE SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTIL YOU ARE ALL THE WAY DEAD

[michaeljangelo]

I kind of want Mike to trick both Raphs into going what ever this world's version of bowling is.

Because...well, that's what Mike does: He wrangles Raph. To...um...varying levels of success. WHY HALLO THAR, PIPE WRENCH?!

[seriouslytwisted]

NO

RAPH WILL DIE BEFORE HE GOES BOWLING LIKE SOME FAT MAN ON THE LAST EDGE OF MIDDLE-AGED

ESPECIALLY NOT WITH THAT DICKHEAD OTHER SELF OF HIS

[michaeljangelo]

You know...Master Splinter says that we hate in others what we see in ourselves.

I'm just saying.

[seriouslytwisted]

SHUT UP WITH YOUR DR. PHIL SELF-HELP MOTIVATIONAL ZEN BULLSHIT AND TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE A TURTLE

[michaeljangelo]

Find me someone turtle enough to give me a proper beating, and I will.

[seriouslytwisted]

YOU LITTLE SHIT!!

I'M GOING TO STUFF YOUR CHUCKS SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT YOU'LL BE SHITTING WOODCHIPS FOR A MONTH

[michaeljangelo]

You kiss Splinter with that mouth?
For shame, Raphael. FOR SHAME!

[seriouslytwisted]

OH MY GOD DONNIE YOU ARE NOT BRINGING FUCKING TRASH INTO THE APARTMENT

THAT IS ALSO RAPH'S BECAUSE RAPH CLAIMS HALF OF IT


THROW IT OUT, GOD

[boselfdestruct]

NO

OKAY

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HIS GENIUS

...OR HIS MUNCHIES

[duelkatana]

OMFG

NEITHER OF YOU ARE GETTING HIS TRASH

HE GOT A JOB PICKING UP TRASH B/C NOBODY CARES ABOUT TRASH OKAY

NO

[seriouslytwisted]

RAPH DOESN'T WANT YOUR TRASH YOU MORON

[duelkatana]

oh i misread that

WELL GOOD THEN DON GETS ALL OF THE TRASH

WAIT I MEAN

NOBODY GETS TRASH GODDAMMIT

[seriouslytwisted]

WHY ARE YOU EVEN PICKING UP TRASH

DON'T YOU HAVE ANY DIGNITY

AT LEAST BE SOMETHING AWESOME LIKE A HARDASS COP OR LIKE A BOUNCER OR SOMETHING, JESUS CHRIST LEO

[duelkatana]

W/E RAPH THIS IS THE WATER SECTOR, WE DON'T HAVE COOL THINGS LIKE THAT

GO MEDITATE AND EAT SEA PRUNES AND READ POETRY INSTEAD

[boselfdestruct]

O

M

G

ARE YOU UNDERESTIMATING THE VALUE OF TRASH

DOES HE HAVE TO REBUILD THE LAIR

IN A SEWER

WITH A BOX OF GARBAGE (okay admittedly he doesn't know where spoiled fruit and broken containers fit into anything but it will work)

AGAIN

LEO DON IS DISAPPOINT

[duelkatana]

WE ARE NOT OSCAR THE GROUCH OKAY

well okay raph might be distantly related

BUT THE REST OF US ARE NOT LIVING IN THAT

PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT DONATELLO

[boselfdestruct]

YOU'RE ONLY GETTING AWAY WITH THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING BLUE, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

WHICH MEANS WHATEVER DONATELLO-ESQUE CABIN FEVER THAT OCCURS FROM THIS LACK OF STIMULATION IS ENTIRELY ON YOUR HEAD.